The Real New York City

...god bless graffiti...

I Have Just One Thing To Say..."Seriously?????"

(photo courtesy of Jason Speenburgh..with much love and gratitude)

What is the reason for this phenomenon. It just looks ridiculous and can't be comfortable!

"Can I Walk?"

broken signs in Astoria

This Would Never Happen in New York City

In the Boston subway (or the "T", as they call it), we actually saw this suggestion box. In New York City, they would NEVER care about suggestions...

...Just Wrong...

I Don't Know About You, But This Would Take Me Five Years To Do...

Does This Make You Horny???

...Ya gotta love Provincetown...

A Little Conflicting...

Vegans, vegetarians and big-time carnivores...

living in harmony at Karoo Kafe...

in Provincetown

I'd Open an Account Here...

We saw this bank in Provincetown..I am sure they get a lot of deposits...

Things That Every Woman Must Need...

..As seen on TV...they sent me a catalogue of all of their stuff and there is quite the personal sexual aids catagory so I thought I would send a link of the web page because it's kind of hilarious, if you think about it.

Carol Wright's Gifts

Oh, red bull

We saw this line of red bull mini coopers sitting in a parking lot in a gas station near Fenway park in Boston.

Shoes up in the air

How did they all get up there? It seems like people in new York like to throw their shoes up on the wires outside, though this is the most that I have ever seen yet.

Funny pet nicknames

Isn't it funny the voices that we use when talking to pets and babies? I wonder what they are thinking....what's even worse are that the strange nicknames that we call them are probably confusing the hell out of them. We call our dog Jessie a lot of different names...some of them are: Boo, jiboo, jaaboo, jabootle, bootlebot, gurl, grrilla...

I thought Easter was over!

We went to the dog park last Saturday and all of the dogs were running around playing. Then this woman comes in with her two little dogs and one of them was PINK. She acted like it was no big deal and the dog was really sweet and shy (probably because she knew that she was PINK).

Boobies!

Right in Battery Park, at the bottom of Manhattan, sits this funky sculpture, which, as we all can see, looks like a nicely-shaped pair of boobs....

Another World in New York City

This is an Irish Memorial built in remembrance of the potato famine from 1846-1850 where 1.5 million people died. It is a strange, but beautiful piece of art...

File Under: Funny Signs

Does this mean

"kids playing"?

In Case Someone Gets Thirsty??

Someone left an open can coke sitting on the floor on the train. This is nothing new. People do it all of the time. While I usually find it annoying that people are too lazy to throw their trash away, I finally see the amusing part of it. Did they leave it there because they are actually trying to be considerate?? Maybe a homeless person is thirsty and has a craving for some coke (the drink...) and all they would have to do while sleeping on the train is to look down and it's an easy reach...

Who let in the rain?

Worried that she might get a drop of water on her head, this woman opted for the biggest tank of an umbrella that she could possibly find. Someone should have told her that she could still get splashed by a crazy-ass cab...

City Dollars Hard at Work

They look like furniture that someone is throwing out...

They look like abstract art...

They look like obstacles on the sidewalk...

..but they really look like shit.

What are they???